• Me: Fraternities are gay.
  • Matthew: Yeah. It's paying for friends. The ONLY thing they are good for is making job connections. Because you know if a CEO is some douchy frat guy and another guy is in the same fraternity he'll be like "BRO, WORK FOR ME" and they'll chest bump in fancy suits.
  • -wrong.... you're a cocksucker
Source: ambelina